Matt's Comics #2: "Staple Me, MY DEADLY!!"

This story is pretty much true, except for the parts where the stapler talks. The band-aid you see on one of my fingers is where the thing really got me (and bad...I lost a lot of blood...which may be part of the reason I began imagining the stapler was talking to me...)

Technology provides me yet another way to waste my time

The new household computer came with this groovy program called Comic Life that lets you make your own comic book pages using their assortment of templates, panels, word balloons, etc. It's really easy to use, and with the webcam that also came in the computer I am now Matt Singer: THE GREATEST COMIC BOOK MAKER IN THE ENTIRE APARTMENT (until Mel tries to make one).

I give you, my first masterpiece: