Something tells me this isn't an authorized use of Nicolas Cage's likeness.

(Thanks to the great Robin Enrico for the screengrab.)

Kevin Costner vs. The Dirt Mound

Kevin Costner's not just saving the Gulf from BP, ladies and gentlemen. He's saving all of us from the evil creatures of a dirt mound.



Look, they can't all be impressive. If you write this week's DTV column on IFC.com, they will come.

Have you seen The Eric Roberts Surprise Face?

No? Well then you're not reading my new column, Disc Covering, on IFC.Com. Go there immediately. But just so you know I'm not making it up:



This is a real shot from a real movie (though calling the 72 minute direct-to-DVD train wreck Enemies Among Us a "real" movie may be too generous). I did not doctor it or edit it. And it's not out of context; Eric Roberts is not about to eat a giant ice cream sundae and didn't want to get any on his lips. He just made The Eric Roberts Surprise Face. He's a good actor.