Monday, August 20, 2007

Summer Vacation Checklist, Part 3

3)Denigrate an artistic masterpiece.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Van Gogh, you were one of the greatest artists of the nineteenth century. Hey man, that was over a hundred years ago — what have you done for me lately? That Kirk Douglas movie about your life totally stinks! Who cares if this self-portrait is one of the most stunning paintings I've ever seen — it's old and one-eared! WHAT ELSE YA GOT?



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