Speaking of the Ranger

Lord knows I don't come 'round these parts often enough. I'd like to post more often but in all honesty I'm intimidated by the two-headed monster known as Singer-Sweeney. It's one thing to mop the floor with Singer in a karaoke competition...another entirely to challenge him in cinephilic knowledge.

Anyway, as a faithful reader of Termite Art I was inspired to post after reading the entry on Chuck Norris. The above video (found on Wonkette) is a tour-de-force of awkwardness, and makes me wish Mr. Norris had Tony Snow's job.