The highs and lows of super-heroic imagery

Thanks to our commenter Jesse, I found this little ditty:


Someone Spidey loves is totally dying in that movie. What a great poster. As opposed to this piece of crap:


When did Wolverine join Nickelback? He's been wrong, he's been down, to the bottom of every bottle. And is he taking a dump in a drum of toxic chemicals? Blech. And it's almost too easy making fun of this one.


Yikes.