The Worst Haircut in (Non-Sci Fi) Movie History

That's Teri Hatcher in The Big Picture (1989, Christopher Guest). You've heard of haircuts that look like someone stuck their finger in a light socket? To get this one you need to sit on a high tension wire.

Now because the film is directed by Christopher Guest from Best in Show and A Mighty Wind, movies that make fun of weirdos with funny habits and strange looks, you might think he's making fun of big 80s hair. He's not. SHE'S THE SEXY CHARACTER.

She looks like she skinned Chewbacca and made a hat out of him.

"Look lady, you're nice and all, but it's called The Big Picture not The Big Hair."

If you saw someone walking on the street with this haircut, you start fishing through your pockets for some spare change.

Ah the 1980s. The stupid, stupid 1980s.