A gift from Sundance

I'm not gonna get you a diamond ring, because that sort of gift don't mean anything. I'm not gonna get you a fancy car, Termite Art readers you know you're my shining star. I'm not gonna get you a house in the hills; readers like you needs somethin' real. I wanna get you somethin' from the heart. Somethin' special: it's a picture of my $&@# in a box.