Cannes not
You'll find my completely uninformed Cannes Film Festival coverage below. I have never been to Cannes nor have I seen any of the films mentioned. Enjoy.
*Boy, these lines are long.
*Badges, huh? Jeez.
*Lars von Trier's Antichrist: Holy shit!
*I can't believe I heard {famous critic} say that to {less famous critic}!
*Johnnie To's Vengeance: Suits arranged in geometric patterns explode into redness.
*Gaspar Noe is a geniuasshole.
*Alain Resnais' Wild Grass: It's floating away. Sublime!
*This croissant is tasty.
*Corneliu Porumboiu's Police, Adjective: Romania, yay! Bureaucracy, boo!
*I'm so tired I'm hallucinating that the main competition is superior to Un Certain Regard. Zing!
*Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon: Rigor, mortality.
*My weight gain is affecting my sex drive. You know, because of the economy.
*Quentin Tarantino's Inglorious Basterds: The Expendables will be better.
*The award will go to that guy who did that thing.
Labels: Cannes Film Festival, Whimsy
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Best Cannes coverage yet!
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