Shaquille O'Neal, Twitter Poet
Shaq has a Twitter feed, and he's a lyric genius. Some samples:
"Terrorizing Coach Ivaroni's bigs tonight. The Sun will rise in Phoenix. I am The Big Frodo."
"Grizz in town. Oza dropped Vitamin C at my door. I am Osama bin Shaq."
"I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist."
"Voted Obama. Barak [sic] told me I can guard the nuclear football codes"
"Money just text me, said he wants me in his next ad with Seinfeld..told him The Big Cactus rocks a MacBook Pro"
"If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso"
I suppose it could be an impostor, but I choose to believe. And to savor.