YouTubeArt: Jim Carrey, David Caruso

Jim, please, do me and the rest of us long-time fans a favor. Stop making "serious" movies. You can act; you know it, I know it, and everyone who's seen Man on the Moon knows it. And stop working with Joel Schumacher! It's the best for all of us. Just be funny. Look how good you are at it! Studio execs don't want to let you do your big silly movies anymore? Do an HBO Comedy hour. You'll kill.

Oh and one more thing: please cut your hair. Unless your next movie is about a Canadian, hockey-playing hippie, there is absolutely no reason you should be walking around with that thing on top of your head.