Snakes in a Theater
From E! Online:
SNAKES AS A PRANK: Jokesters at a Phoenix movie theater releasing a pair of rattlesnakes at a screening of Snakes on a Plane last Friday, AMC Entertainment Inc. said. And we wonder why no one's going to see this flick.
Dude releasing a couple of harmless snakes in a theater in the middle of Snakes on a Plane might be sort of funny (throwing rubber snakes at the screen, though, that would be pure genius); but aren't rattlesnakes poisonous? What kind of prank is that?!? "Ha ha! Look at the way that snake's ready to strike! Dude, now it's injecting you with its hemotoxic venom which will destroy tissue and degenerate your organs. HILARIOUS!"
It's sad when you go see a movie like Snakes on a Plane and the people in the theater are dumber than the ones on the screen.